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Posted 5/2/2007 8:35:51 PM
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These are a riot!  Love them!
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Posted 5/4/2007 9:36:38 AM
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Our custodians will be wanted for "killin' germs."

Our youth pastor will be wanted for "makin' so much joyful noise."

Our pastor will be wanted for "incitin' a revival," although he says he's wanted for "not much actually."

I sent a note to the staff inviting them to name their coworkers' alter egos and their crimes.  We have a creative bunch so I have great hopes.

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Posted 6/24/2007 7:28:35 PM
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wow your ideas were great, could you give me a couple of ideas, I'm going to do the same thing, but have a few different people I'd like to make wanted, church administrator, church finance clerk, Pastor's wife.

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Posted 6/25/2007 8:36:11 PM
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I got one that takes the cake!  It actually happend during VBS....it's a story but worth the ending.....

The thought was to take pics. of the kids, worship leaders, crew leaders, staff of the church etc...thoughout hte week and turn the pics. into large Wanted posters.  As the week progressed, we would have more pictures of the fun we were haivng hanging onm the walls.  They  turned out great!  we kept it simple...."Wanted for being a great Crew Leader"  "WANTED for having a fun"...etc...

then the horses came.....Maybe , I thought it would be fun to have the Missions Director enter in the building on a real horse....see the day before she entered on a stick horse and I wanted something with more PIZAZZ.......Boy  did I get some PIZAZZ-a whole pile of pizazz.  I placed a tarp on the floor for the horse to walk on, but he didn't like it, and got upset, so maybe the Youth Pastor moved the tarp....well, I don't have to say what happened next....Needless to say, we had real Ranch smells.

So, since we were making Wanted Posters for the week, we got a GREAT snapshopt of our Senior Pastor cleaning horse manure in the middle of church.  His poster is priceless and simply says...."WANTED for a servant's heart." 

The next day I had the Misiions Director enter on a motor cycle...she ditched the horse and became a modern day cowboy.... FYI-She was "wanted" for being adeventeous

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Posted 6/25/2007 9:31:22 PM


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Jen, Did your attendance double the next day as kids spread the word of such a fun VBS?   That is a fun memory!  Your kids won't soon forget this week.

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Posted 6/26/2007 3:31:37 PM


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Jen, you must....simply MUST post pics....

Too too funny!!!

Donna in NH <><

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Posted 6/26/2007 7:35:51 PM


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wanted for all kinds of crap ... too funny

                               

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Posted 6/26/2007 8:09:53 PM
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ha ha ha ha ha

ok I am having a problem downloading the picture....So, you will have to wait until tomorrow when I can ask the husband to figure out what I am doing wrong.

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Posted 6/27/2007 11:40:03 AM
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Well gang, I lost the Wanted poster....but I have all the others saved...ughhhhh

But, I do have the picture and some others...me, my kids etc.  It is always nice to put a face to the name.

Try this link...if it doesn't owrk, then I will have Ryan help me.  I'm too impatient to wait for him to come home

http://www.PhotoParade.com/pickup.asp?3177-6096-000331

Hope this brings a smile to everyone's face!  I'm sure the little slide slow will bring smiles to all.  If you have completed VBS it will give you fond memories of your own...if you about to experience AR it will get you pumped!  Blessings to all!

Love, Jen

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Posted 7/10/2007 1:25:48 PM
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Here's some more I came up with:

Choir Director - DISTURBING THE PEACE (singing loud praises to God)

VBS Director - IDENTITY THEFT (Impersonating a VBS Director)

Helper - CONSPIRACY (Making sure everyone has an AWESOME time)

Helper - KIDNAPPING (Keeping kids for three hours of fun at VBS)

Photographer - WEAPONS POSSESSION (Carrying a concealed camera to shoot great VBS pictures)

Priscilla

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