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Posted 6/30/2009 1:09:05 PM


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1) Where do sick steamships go? The Dock (Doc)

2)What do 2 oceans say when they meet? Nothing, they just wave!

3) What happens when you throw a green rock in the red sea?  It gets wet!

4) What fish is the most valuable? Gold- fish

5) What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous Wreck!

6) What does a shark eat with his peanut butter? Jelly Fish

7) What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

8)What do you find on a small beach? Micro- Waves!

9) What's a sharks favorite game? Swallow the leader!

10) Why did the dolphin cross the road? To get to the other tide!

 

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Posted 6/30/2009 5:04:31 PM


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Cute, Jake, we'll keep these for next Summer!

Shawn Parker
Eddy, Texas

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Posted 7/8/2009 2:21:45 PM
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What do you call a snail on a ship?

A SANILOR!

God Bless!!

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Posted 7/8/2009 2:22:05 PM
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SNAILOR....sorry about the type-o

God Bless!!
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Posted 7/8/2009 3:49:46 PM


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Tami from Shiloh (7/8/2009)
SNAILOR....sorry about the type-o


LOL! I actually spend a couple seconds trying to figure out what a SANILOR was and how it related to a snail!

Love the jokes! Could be good intro to next year's 'call' for volunteers during announcements

God Bless!
~Cassie




"Therefore, go and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Teach these new disciples to obey all the commands I have given you. And be sure of this: I am with you always, even to the end of the age." ~Matthew 28:19-20
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